1.”People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” ~ Fernald [the hook handed man]
2.”Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” ~ Daniel Handler
3.”Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”~count Olaf
5.”Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two edged sword”~Kit Snicket
6. “The world is quiet here”~ VFD headquarters
7.”If you are allergic to something it is best not to put it in your mouth particularly if that thing is a cat.”~Lemony Snicket
8.”When someone is a little bit wrong, it is often quite easy to explain to them how and why they are wrong. But when someone is surpassing wrong-say when a waiter bites your nose instead of taking your order-you can often be so surprised that you are unable to say anything at all.”~Lemony Snicket
9. “It was darker than a pitch black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the black sea”~ Lemony Snicket
10.“Parts of the plan were unplanned. That’s the plan. I mean, you don’t want to overplan a plan.”~Count Olaf
11.”I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”~
12.“All nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.”~Lemony Snicket
13. “Just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean that it’s nonsense.”
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